InstantForum.NET v4.1.4Tallahassee Outdoors Forums - Online Message Boards for Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Mountain Biking, and more in the Tallahassee and North Florida Area.http://forums.tallahasseeoutdoors.com/forums@tallahasseeoutdoors.comSat, 19 May 2012 23:33:55 GMT20http://forums.tallahasseeoutdoors.com/Topic809-38-1.aspxA man was riding his Harley along a California beach when <BR>suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, <BR>"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." <BR><BR>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." <BR><BR>The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that <BR>kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean and the concrete and <BR>steel it would take! <BR>I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. <BR>Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." <BR><BR>The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, <BR>could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, ! <BR>why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how <BR>I can make a woman truly happy." <BR><BR>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" <BR>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:03:35 GMTcopydoc68